If you can handle plowing through a legal dissertation with lots of legal citing (which you can read around), this write-up by a judge in Alberta is a howl. OPCA is an acronym he coined that stands for "Organized Pseudolegal Commercial Argument", and while his writing is mostly Canadian in content, a lot of this stuff actually sources from the U.S.

It's long, but if you can take it, it's great. You can also open it in PDF format and download it.

http://www.canlii.ca/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

Just when you thought you'd heard everything...