>>Recently, IIRC, I saw an article somewhere that some states ban teens wearing pants below waist or something of that nature. I think this law should apply to plumbers too
Plumbism should be made illegal- it's an offensive hate crime stereotype that plumbers display their derrieres at every opportunity. ;-)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1