They have a new Pedo In Chief


>The Roman Catholic Church has a new Pope! He is an American and the first American to serve in that office. His name is Jorge Bergoglio, and he is from Argentina. For those of you who think that only a person from the United States is an American, I must say that Argentina is a part of the America’s.
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>How is a Pope chosen? After listening to the media experts my conclusion is this: There are three different sized garments that a new Pope will wear for the first two days after being selected. The new Pope will wear the garments that most closely fit him. The important thing is this: There is only one pair of red shoes available. So I imagine that the person selected as Pope is the one who can wear the shoes? :)