>>>>Curious to know how non-Brits taking this would rank :-}
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>>>>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22000973
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>>>Hrm... Does that mean I'll have to start speaking with a Cockney accent?
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>>Um... is there also a female version thereof?
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>Hrm... good question... would it be Henney?

That's what I had in mind (as plan B, though).