Reminds me of an old Dilbert from years ago. Dogbert speaking:

Problem: Bicycle seats hurt.
Solution: Dorky pants.

>Yes of course! Instead of having background checks and databases, what we really need to do is simply dress our children in bullet proof armor before they head off to school...hahaha
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>>Us schools looking at bulletproof backpacks (thats for Tore)
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>>http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/26/us-bulletproof-uniforms-gun-control