Really? You expect to only win when it's a big jackpot? You're saying it's not worth it to play for $2 million?

Seriously, your odds of getting hit by lightning are higher.

>When the Illinois lottery got up to $190 million last week I bought a ticket for about the third time ever. And was disappointed when I didn't win. This is why I don't play the lottery.
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>If I win the lottery I will split it with you. (Wasn't there a movie like that?) That way we can both retire. Actually I don't think I would retire. I wouldn't know what to do with myself.