>>I admit I stole this.
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>>I'm starting up a new business.
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>>I'm building yachts in my attic.
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>>Sails are going through the roof.
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>Driver runs into the car in front. Driver of that car gets out. He's a dwarf. Walks back to the guy that hit him and says 'Listen, I'm not happy!'
>Other driver says 'Which one are you then ?'
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>(Mike, take stoning as read)

Done.

Here is the Funniest Joke In The World.Two peanuts crossed the road and one was a salted.