>>>I admit I stole this.
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm starting up a new business.
>>>
>>>I'm building yachts in my attic.
>>>
>>>Sails are going through the roof.
>>
>>Driver runs into the car in front. Driver of that car gets out. He's a dwarf. Walks back to the guy that hit him and says 'Listen, I'm not happy!'
>>Other driver says 'Which one are you then ?'
>>
>>(Mike, take stoning as read)
>
>Hey, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy!

I could probably be accurately called any of the seven.