>>I admit I stole this.
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>>I'm starting up a new business.
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>>I'm building yachts in my attic.
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>>Sails are going through the roof.
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>I, on the other hand, have taken up circumcising elephants. The pay is low, but the tips are big.

That can't be an easy business. (Leaving the door wide open for you).