>>>I admit I stole this.
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm starting up a new business.
>>>
>>>I'm building yachts in my attic.
>>>
>>>Sails are going through the roof.
>>
>>Driver runs into the car in front. Driver of that car gets out. He's a dwarf. Walks back to the guy that hit him and says 'Listen, I'm not happy!'
>>Other driver says 'Which one are you then ?'
>>
>>(Mike, take stoning as read)
>
>Hey, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy!


Very good! :)



I told this story a few years ago, about the Disney movie Snow White. I took my wife, son and daughter to see the movie which I had never seen (I thought).

While sitting watching the movie it got to a part where the witch is with Snow White. Suddenly I realized in my mind that I was in terror and grasping the arms of the theater seat, unable to speak. I also realized that I was in the Castro Theatre in San Francisco, and a child too small to have my feet touch the floor. I cannot describe the state of horror I felt and was in at that moment. By the way we were in a theatre in San Jose at the time.

When I got home I called my mom and told her what had happened. Mom told me that when she was in the hospital about to deliver my brother Bill, her aunt took care of me. Aunt Louise took me to see Snow White at the Castro Theatre. I was 20 months old.

Many people that I have talked to agree that Disney movies were the most terrifying they have watched as children.