>>>I admit I stole this.
>>>
>>>
>>>I'm starting up a new business.
>>>
>>>I'm building yachts in my attic.
>>>
>>>Sails are going through the roof.
>>
>>I, on the other hand, have taken up circumcising elephants. The pay is low, but the tips are big.
>
>That hurts! :)
Which reminds me of another joke about castrating camels ... but I'll save that for another Friday.
Charles Hankey
Though a good deal is too strange to be believed, nothing is too strange to have happened.
- Thomas Hardy
Half the harm that is done in this world is due to people who want to feel important. They don't mean to do harm-- but the harm does not interest them. Or they do not see it, or they justify it because they are absorbed in the endless struggle to think well of themselves.
-- T. S. Eliot
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for lunch.
Liberty is a well-armed sheep contesting the vote.
- Ben Franklin
Pardon him, Theodotus. He is a barbarian, and thinks that the customs of his tribe and island are the laws of nature.
