>>>I admit I stole this.
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>>That's easy to admit. Nobody, however, admits to have invented a joke.
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>I think I made up a joke once.
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>There was a referendum here on changing the voting system from first past the post to single transferable vote (first choice second choice etc)
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>I said "I'm voting yes and my alternate choice is no" Taaa Daaa. What do you think ?

You frogot to vote for or.

If elections could change anything, they would be replaced with something else. Which probably happened already.