>Drinking with a group of Irish and Scots is fun. The Irish enjoy themselves and the Scots want to fight. It is amazing how many teeth a Scott has missing due to fighting. All they want to do is to fight. Strange lot. I once told a Scott they were in fact an Irish tribe and he wanted to fight me then and there. Another Scott stopped his friend by telling him, “The man’s right”! This fellow was a foot shorter then me and about one hundred pounds lighter. If you want to start a fight with a Scotty, just say, “Donald, where are your trousers”? :)

Few realize how important the Scots were in the early days of electricity. In fact, two Scotsmen invented copper wire. They were arguing over a penny!