>>>Maybe you should write a memoir ;-) Everyone else is, including people no one ever heard of. Yours can be about walking on the wild side and then becoming a programming savant. The quiet life....
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>>The trouble with writing a memoir is that (a) you have to be able to write and (b) you have to be able to remember.
>>Old saying : Everyone has got one book in them. And, in most cases, it should stay there :-}
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>Hey, in your case it would practically write itself. I'll even start you off with a working title: "Pilots of the Caribbean" ;)

And he may promise a solution to the eternal mystery: Carribean what? It's an adjective, and we never heard which noun follows.