>>Not content to just let the kid and the school look stupid, the NRA jumps in, saying "Hey, we want to look stupid too!"
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>>http://finance.yahoo.com/news/8-year-old-suspended-over-gun-shaped-pop-tart-gets-lifetime-nra-membership-142034921.html
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>>You just can't make this sh?t up.
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>Well, I can believe that the “artist” did not attempt to create a gun but when he was finished munching, it may have looked like one. Many “artists” create things that they cannot recognize until the creative process has concluded. :)
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>Does he get a free AK47 from the NRA, with a lifetime supply of ammunition ? Now that has value!
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>But on a more serious note, why did the parents and teacher allow the student to eat a Pop Tart? Have they no concern for the child’s health?
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>What type of counseling would the other students require after this incident?
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>Don’t eat Pop Tarts! That would be my advice. I think that I will tell the school my reaction and send them a bill for my advice.
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>Perhaps the administrators and teachers of that school require counseling?

Clearly, Pop Tarts are a gateway drug to Pop Guns, and we all know where that leads ...