>>Hrm... from the article you mentioned:
>>] And, because it’s Arpaio, the story just keeps getting weirder. The sheriff hired washed-up action hack Steven Seagal
>>] to provide weapons training to his crew. In a press conference on Saturday, Seagal defended his qualifications to a
>>] room of baffled reporters:
>>] “I’ve put hundreds of thousands if not millions of hours into my weapons training,” adding he would do “anything”
>>] to protect Arizona’s children.
>>
>>let's see.. 1,000,000 / 24 / 365.25 ... that's a little over 114 years worth of weapons training.
>
>Yeah, who does he think he is... Chuck Norris? ;-)

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris Pajamas.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Ghosts tell Chuck Norris stories.
There is no theory of evolution, only the creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the s**t out of it.

;)