Wow! Very funny.

>Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
> cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
> noticed Les'swife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
> Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
> table and emerged red-faced.
>
> Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Les's wife followed
> and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by
> her boldness, Jimadmitted that, well indeed he did.
>
> She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $200.'
>
> After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
> offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.
>
> Sue told him that since her husband Les played golf Friday afternoons and
> Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2pm next Friday afternoon.
>
> When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Les's house at 2pm sharp and
> after paying Sue the agreed sum of $200, they went to the bedroom, and
> closed their transaction, as agreed.
>
> Jim quickly dressed and left.
>
> As usual, Les came home from golf at 6pm and upon arriving, asked his wife,
> Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'
>
> With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
> minutes this afternoon.' Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband
> further enquired, 'and did he give you $200?'
>
> Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
> $200.
>
> Les, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
> came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $200 from me. He promised he
> d stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'