>>>>>That reminds me of a situations where a man tells his wife: "You look beautiful!" and the wife starts running her mental engines ...
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>>>>Q. What makes a woman's mind work?
>>>>A. Giving her flowers for no apparent reason.
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>>>That's pure evil!
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>>Arguably true... yet women have this romantic notion about getting flowers for no reason...
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>>... sigh ...
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>OK, let's all (who have a wife) buy flowers today after work and bring them home! Then tomorrow we tell each other what happened.
Reminds me of an old Bette Middler's joke (adult joke, so you, kids, don't read it) which goes something like this. A woman tells her girlfriend "My boyfriend sent me so much flowers ... I will have to be on my back with legs spread out all week." The girlfriend replies with a question, "Don't you have a vase?"
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