>>>And yeah, statistics have 'proven' that my house is less likely to get broken into not because I have the guns, but because I have the dogs.
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>>We have 5 cats. Does that count too ?
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>Only if you have a 'cat-a-pult' to throw them at whoever is trying to break in
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>Yeah yeah...I know...REALLY lame, but sometimes ya just gotta go there (grin)

(double groan)