Ballmer: Hi, acquisitions? Listen, just a few minutes ago I had a guy here who dared mention Yahoo, so I threw my phone at him. I need a new one. Can you buy the damn Nokia for me?

Acq: sure, no problem.

Click.

An hour later:

Acq: mr Ballmer, reporting that your order has been done - we have bought Nokia.

Ballmer: Wow, that was fast! Which model?

Acq: ...