Android - Schmandroid!
Here's the ultimate power phone:
http://www.cnbc.com/id/101018135
Gotta get one of these and drive out to the Hamptons some AM. Holy cow, you'd sink right to the bottom of the ocean with one of those!!!
I remember when I bought the Kyocera PalmPhone back in 2001.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Kyocera6035.jpgI walked around Six Flags one afternoon with that in my pocket....let the jokes begin....