>>I guess if you could "National Auto-spanning Day"
Still fixated on that? Perhaps you recall that I'd be happy if it was delivered some other way. In the case of mobile, the issue dissolves because there's no difference between memory and storage.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
