>Can't remember who it was, but I heard an author a few years ago comment that football is a 60-minute game that takes 3 hours,
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>Yeah, but it allows me to grab a beer in between plays :)

Thats the thing with football. You get up in the 45 minutes to grab a beer or call of nature something will happen. It was a standing joke here that if I went to the toilet England would score.