http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-improved-obamacare-program-released-on-35-flop,34294/ Actually, I can do one better...remember those AOL discs we used to receive in the mail? I understand that if you call the 800 number to complain about AHCA, they'll send you an AHCA CD with 1000 free hours :)
Actually, I can do two better....there are reports that after Obama released an 800 number people could call to enroll - three things happened:
1) They got a busy signal
2) They received recordings that the new phone call center was beyond capacity
3) Some who got through were told to go back to the site to enroll.
I heard Sibelius will testify next week - this will be priceless.