Have to admit I don't keep up on the fan mags or do much reading in the checkout line but what is he up to?

I used to do that....but these days, when waiting in the checkout line, I'm having these kinds of conversations with my four year old.

"Dada, can I have candy?"
"No"
"Dada, can I have candy?"
"No"
Pause
"Dada, can I have candy?"
Then I look at the Peppermint Patties and how good they are
"OK, I'll get one, just don't tell mommy"
"Dada, you're silly"