Here's how to get a great new winter jacket, like I did yesterday, in typical PA Crew fashion

1) Get asked to speak at a Code Camp in Philly
2) Drive to the event on a Saturday morning on a cold weekend in November, and forget to take a jacket with you
3) Halfway to the event, while driving on the PA turnpike, have your car overheat and stall, right on the PA turnpike, and almost get rammed by a truck
4) Pull over on the side of the road, and call JB
5) Wait for the car to cool down, drive 5 minutes on turnpike until car overheats again, stop and pull over....wait 20 minutes for car to cool down....and drive again for another five minutes
6) Repeat that process for 2 hours until you meet JB at autozone
7) Freeze your ass off outside while JB and the autozone guy try to figure out what's wrong with it
8) Have JB notice you're freezing, at which point he opens up his car and pulls out this awesome winter jacket....stylish and comfortable and warm
9) Call Triple AAA to have them tow car back to hometown (70 miles away), which cost me $240 and also had to sit in truck with two chain smokers. Didn't get home until 11 PM last night.

But hey, I got a new jacket out of it. Thanks, JB!!!