>It was raining here yesterday and when I went out I put my hand over my shirt pocket to protect the phone. My daughter turned to me and said, "what are you doing?". I told her and her response was, "dumb ass you dropped in a fish tank, you think a few drop of rain are gonna hurt it.... I laughed till I cried... you just can't make this stuff up..

I don't get it. You were taking a picture of your fish with your phone, and it started to rain, so you put your phone in your shirt pocket? Is your fish tank outside?