>>>>I would look for a client with more business sense.
>>>
>>>Not me. I'd find some real creative ways to do things....as inefficiently as possible $~)
>>
>>Yep, I've never liked commenting much, but I'd write a regular ***novel*** in the code if paid by lines :)
>
>It was a dark and stormy night...
>
>oops...
>
>* It was a dark and stormy night...

LMAO!

*It was the best of code, it was the worst of code...
(A Tale of Two Programs)

or

* Call me MCP.
(Moby App)