>Loved black books. When a man offers him a lower price for a book and he just tears it in half.

The unforgettable dialogue which still makes me giggle when I remember it:

Customer: I'm getting a lot of (cough) second hand smoke from you.

Black: Ah, never mind... you can buy me a beer sometime.

BTW, isn't the "second hand smoke" politically incorrect? Shouldn't it be "pre-owned smoke"?