>>>- awkward constructs in a misguided attempt to appear sophisticated e.g. "most well-known" instead of "best-known"
>>One of my favorites is "I would argue..."
>>You would.. but you won't?
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>My old favorite is "you know what I mean". No, I don't, you moron. But you seem to be capable of speech, so you may be able to explain it.

A favourite in the family here is when anyone says "can I just say " Someone will dive in with "No".