>>>>>>>>>http://finance.yahoo.com/news/fake-government-busted-in-china-162053007.html
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>>>>>>>>I just love it when reporters don't trust the strength of their words, and lay extra ones to augment their sentence, creating utter nonsense: "gone so far as to counterfeit fake government seals". Why would anyone counterfeit a fake? A fake is worthless. If you're adept at forgery, then counterfeit the genuine article.
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>>>>>>>Oh well... if you can have infomercials on TV where folks are trying to sell you genuine faux pearls, why not counterfeit fakes?
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>>>>>>You know what's hard to find these days? Real fake fireplaces. You can find fake fake fireplaces but not real fake fireplaces. Standards are falling left and right.
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>>>>>Do they still sell those fireplace burning video tapes ? Maybe they should record and sell video of fake fake fireplace burning... {g}
>>>>>Is that triple fake or real deal ? (Hence Go Green / Save the Planet... ;-) )
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>>>>I'm sure I remember seeing a report of a California family who had their air con full blast in the summer so they could have a real fire going without getting to hot. That must count as a fake fire
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>>>Cool idea. {g} Will apply it this august in Cyprus :))
>>>Since I do not have real fireplace, video tape of fake fake fireplace will have to do the trick.
>>>Hope my aircon does not go on (real) fire under intense pressure ;-)
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>>I'm a wimp about heat. We reached the mid 20's this weekend and I was too hot.
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>Driving bicycle up the hill ? Jeez man; You gotta shape up! {g}
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>Unless you wanna do it hard man's way;
>Using ice-cold beers in a deep deep shade as soon temp goes above 24c ... :-

Where I live at the moment there are a lot of Greeks.

So the minute the weather gets a bit hot they all get their barbecues out and the air is full of lamb fat smoke.Barbies in urban areas should definitely come with some sort of flue arrangement. :-) preferably about 50 feet tall .