>>Do they still sell those fireplace burning video tapes ? Maybe they should record and sell video of fake fake fireplace burning... {g}
>>Is that triple fake or real deal ? (Hence Go Green / Save the Planet... ;-) )
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>Quite a few TV stations and cable providers air a "crackling fireplace" on Christmas day.
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>I've heard it said that it's by far the most-watched thing on Christmas (at least in North America, dunno about ROTW).

No such cable operators here. Long time ago I had to order tape from US for to have it ready before xmass season.
Along with bunch of exciting xmass music. Not only I had to order it, but I had to like it all as well. Which I did.
For the first two days... {g}