http://mellowmushroom.com/store/herndon/menu/14/pizzaThis morning two men from Texas (one really big, and one really short, both wearing cowboy hats) woke me up and asked me if could drive to Washington DC and pick up 20 large pizzas and bring them back, in four hours.
After slapping the short Texan for waking me up, I told them I'd need a really fast car to get there and back in four hours. So the short man gave me $20,000 for a car. I said, "A speedy car"....he gave me $40,000....I said, "speedier than that"...and he gave me $60,000
I'll have to drive at least 100 mph - so I'm on my way to JB's house. He's got a truck, so he can run blocker. Just hope he doesn't bring his basset hound - stupid dog always wants to stop for a swim. Wonder if I'll run into a wedding posse - just my luck, I'll get stopped by a sheriff who doesn't know the difference between the term "german" and "germaine".
If I make it back in time, maybe someone will make a movie out of the entire thing.
