The truth is, I don't like golf (sorry). Other than the first time I get to take Katy to play mini-golf and then buy her ice cream, I'm just not into golf.

LOL!!! No need to apologize.

Plus which, for some reason, every person I know who plays golf thinks I'm a jerk. Can't understand why :)

Well, golf is one of my passions and I think that you are a jerk only in the nicest way :)