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>>>> Sometimes I think I should have lived during the 19th century.
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>>>Didn't you? ;-) (Looking for levity wherever I can find it).
>>
>>Wonder who is older, JB or Bill? :)
>>
>>JB and I usually pull this stunt at restaurants. I'll tell the server that JB is my father. Most of the time the server realizes I'm kidding, but one time a waitress honestly believed me. :)
>
>Waiters often assume that my wife is my daughter. I still can't make up my mind whether to feel flattered or not :-{

Just be thankful ;-)