>Now here is something that might really shock you. A prostitute just left my house after spending over two hours here. I have never paid for sex before. She did not come cheap from the agency and I tipped her $60 on top of that. No regrets; it was money well spent. I guess it is tawdry but she left me feeling better than I have felt in a long time. She knew how to do all the usual things, just better, and how to do some things I had only imagined. Plus some things I hadn't even imagined. A bargain at 10 times the price. And I don't feel a bit ashamed. She is a nice lady. Sometimes she sells her body for money. So what? We all have our price when you get right down to it.

Mike, just curious, if you indeed did that (and I have my doubts that this is true, given the other medical conditions you've cited)....but how would your daughters react if they saw this message?