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>You're right, John. Alcohol makes me a real dickhead.

Mike, I stopped paying attention after your first sentence.

This entire process of 1) get drunk, 2) say something nasty, 3) follow up with something nastier, 4) boast about some conquest, 5) wake up 2 days later and apologize is just ridiculous.

You should be thrown off this forum, plain and simple. Whatever your actions in your private life, you've elected to share (and indirectly, others wind up getting involved). Your conduct up here is 100% pathetic. I don't think I've ever known someone without an ounce of shame.

Sign off and stay off until you truly can get a grip.