I had $10 in my pocket, and made the stupid remark in the snack bar that I could buy anything I wanted!

A small experiment in democracy ensued outside.
Two smaller kids and one really big kid held a vote and told me that I was going to share the wealth.
Precisely those words "Share the wealth"

I've got a better story. Did you hear the one about the country that held a vote and elected a man who said (30+ times), "If you like your health plan, you can keep it"...And then a year later, a few million lost their plans?