>>>>>http://publications.europa.eu/code/en/en-370303.htm
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>>>>That's from the folks that declare how straight a cucumber should be?
>>>
>>>And the mandatory diameter of a kiwi, or else they come and destroy your crop.
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>>I have discovered that my penis is longer than allowed within EU, meaning that it must be cut shorter. Fortunately Norway is not a member of EU.
>
>Beware if you try to market it there.

We expect a lot of EU citizens as asylum seekers because of this, however we have decided to enforce the same restrictions for them as they have within EU. So at the border, they have plenty of sharp scalpels, ready for immediate surgery.