>I agree...if I could somehow retain my atheism and also be a Christian (the Ann Coulter kind of Christian), I would....just to tick off liberals. :)

I don't know who Ann Coulter is, (is she a nun like Mother Theresa?) but when it comes to ticking off liberals, Pope Francis does it masterfully by telling us that we have to give everything we own to the poor.
Now, that guy is a serious radical!

http://www.davidkhurst.com/pope-francis-the-undercover-boss-sell-your-desk/