>www.techdirt.com/articles/20141022/05031828898/dhs-agents-raid-lingerie-shop-save-america-unlicensed-underwear.shtml
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>My tax dollars at work...geeze.

This joke is about 30 years old:

- I'd like to buy a pair of underpants.

- Are you licensed? Can I see your permit?

- Oh, sure - you see, my work uniform is short and I'm required to go up a ladder frequently, which makes me eligible to wear pants. Do you have them in different colors?