>>No coffee here, either. Love the smell, hate the taste. I do drink tea, but almost always without caffeine.
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>Sometimes I drink coffee "black", but more often than not I put a drop of creamer and a pinch of sugar (less than a little packet).
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>I crack up when I see people pour a cup of coffee and then pour a significant amount of creamer in it.
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>My favorite drink at Starbucks is the Caramel Macchiato, with double shot of espresso, and just a tiny bit of whipped cream.
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>This morning I had scrambled eggs and coffee - now that my insides and I have been on speaking terms for a few days.

You should spend some time in England. Their recipe is half coffee and half cream. And half sugar. It's the cardiologist full employment program.