>As soon as I get a new girlfriend I will get a new dog. It's hard taking care of a dog by yourself. Yeah, a bulldog. I have a preference for solid animals. You break in here, you're going to get your butt chewed off
I think you've got this the other way around Mike. Get a puppy, then getting a girlfriend will be a "walk in the park" :)
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