>>I believe that if you tie the pen to a helium Balloon, it rises rather than falling, eventually creating festoons of deflated downed pens in Dragan's back yard. IMHO we don't need NET/Rube Goldberg solutions for a simple issue: just hold onto your pen.
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>SHHHH... Dragan has been collecting those festoons for years.

Stopped long ago. Tried to replant them, won't grow.