>>>>>Now that I think about it, did I ever tell you that my grandfather lived to be 100?
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>>>How often did he eat fast food spicy Italian subs? ;-)
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>>Pearls before swine...
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>And he put "fast food" and "Italian" in the same sentence, still hoping to make sense.
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>BTW, fast food doesn't exist by definition. If it was fast, you wouldn't be able to catch it, then no food

there is a difference between "fast fish" and "loose fish" ( http://etcweb.princeton.edu/batke/moby/moby_089.html )

... and on topic of "fast food"
http://dilbert.com/strip/1990-02-24