Speaking of health, and as a fellow firework aficionado: what's up these days with US dudes and fireworks?! 2 deaths this week after mortar tubes went off on one dude's head(?!) and another's chest. The second guy left behind a 3-year-old kid as well.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/maine-man-dies-launching-firework-top-head-article-1.2282157http://www.click2houston.com/news/man-killed-after-shooting-firework-from-chest/34039458I know you like big fireworks, but I'm betting there's absolutely no chance that one might go off on a dude's head or body at your place even after a few dark beers are sampled.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1
