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So - "old" is somehow not good?
>>Hmm I'm probably close to twice your age, Craig, but I'd be happy to accommodate you if you'd like to challenge me to a round of golf.>>
>>If you were twice Craig's age, you would be over 100 years old. What is your secret to such longevity?
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>Well, I'm not over 100 - yet.
>The secret - lots and lots of sex!
Oh, my. This conversation has deteriorated quickly. Mike Beane would have been proud of that reply :)
(God bless and rest his soul)