>>>>The lead will lead? Who led the lead?
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>>What heavy puns. Plumbum new depths?
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>I've been up since 2AM installing a major upgrade on a remote .NET system- some serious hiccups surfaced around 9AM but all is well now.
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>I'm a bit lightheaded and dull witted- so even puns sound good.

Over the years I learned to understand why puns are not appreciated and are considered a lower class of humor in English. It's because the language has so many opportunities for them, that it's no art at all. The art is in avoiding them.