>>Her left is my right. We have long ago established the custom to show it as in a mirror.
So why can't her there be your here? ;-)
To avoid the phun perhaps the solution is to point to their face rather than your own (and NOT say you've got some ketchup
here?. ) ;)
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1