If I am still listening with more than 30% brain capacity to such bullshit bingo and am in a playful BOFH mood I will be VERY pleasant and ask for exact numbers.
On EACH statement.
AND often enough, on the numbers to compare these numbers with, either as base values, percentages or trend growth model assumption.

;-)


>How many times will we be subjected to this nonsense?
>The guy who just got booted out said the same thing 18 months ago.
>Is it just me, or have other people heard this nonsense ad nauseum?
>
>I won't name the company or the person but this is what a recently appointed senior person said:
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>"I’m excited for the opportunity to lead the global product strategy for*. The reception from the market has been very positive since the launch of *. That said, the coming weeks and months are extremely important as we continue to refine our long-term product strategy while executing flawlessly on our short-term roadmap. The opportunity for both * and our partners is incredible, and I am looking forward to ensuring our entire ecosystem can achieve maximum benefit.”
>
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>"I'm excited..""
>Wow!!!
>I was depressed before (couldn't find a job for months) and the guy who just got fired is depressed.. but I'm really excited now.
>
>"the coming weeks and months are extremely important"
>The ones before weren't important and the ones after aren't. but those coming weeks..wow... they are extremely important!
>
>"while executing flawlessly on our short-term roadmap"
>Programmers can't even have an occasional 'variable x not found', period!!!!!!!!!!
>No flaws. Typoes are off limits. There will be absolutely no compile errors.. none, guys!
>After the short-term roadmap is over, let the flaws come on...have a ball, guys!
>
>"The opportunity for both * and our partners is incredible"
>"incredible" means that no one in his right mind would believe this.
>You got that right.
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>"looking forward to ensuring our entire ecosystem can achieve maximum benefit.”
>Those folks on Mars and those pygmies around the Amazon will really enjoy those benefits.. they need a boost.